Got Tony?

Peek a boo look who it's Brandon!!

On the date of 9/1/85 a boy named Brandon Harris was born.

The first time when he incounterd girls he was opened up to a new world.

Girls haven't taken there eyes off him scince.

Tony Jabroni

Once there was a man named Tony. He kicked a kids ass and called him a Jabroni.

Then he saw a girl named Jill and his heart stood still, he thought he'd cry but he decided to sigh.

He ate a chickens thigh and spit it out to watch the chicken die!

The Great Flood

The one who lives in a tin can, has a girlfriend that looks like a man.

When a zit landed on ryans face it flew away with discrace because of his ugly face.

Then Y2K came and ryan cried in shame.

Popular girls are the worst, before you can talk to them they'll slap you first. Popular guys have no brains at all, sometimes they hug each other in the hall. I don't hack nor touch my sack, all those poeple do is pack pack pack. I could be cool and have a chick but the ones at my school have grown a dick.